rapapa:

poketchile:

weas-delafafi:

trazosnerviosos:

pelandobananas:

Sencillamente impresionante

He estado mirando y es un proyecto con busca de inversores, pero ya tienen el dinero suficiente, se supone que se empieza a comercializar en agosto de este año.

Esta weá al principio me parecía una broma tipo Día de los Inocentes xDD pero es la raja

La hueá filete hueón ._., con el de Pacman me fui a la mierda D:

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thestoryofmymusic27:

loki-ed:

starkiness:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANNOT.

bringing this back because he actually deleted it for spoilers with Thanos and NOT for the orgasm thing. Thomas, I love you.

OMG I CAN’T

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Every time my mother nags at me, ›

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

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loki-cat:

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Anonymous asked: whats the name of that anime that you just reblogged? i remember watching it when i was really young

shin-chan

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did-you-kno:

Source

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

• Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
• Witness: "By death."
• Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
• Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
• Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
• Witness: "Forty-five years."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
• Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
• Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
• Witness: "My name is Susan."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
• Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
• Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
• Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What happened then?"
• Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
• Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
• Witness: "No."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
• Witness: "Yes sir."
• Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
• Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#YOUR EXISTENCE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME YOU ASSHOLE

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myinsanebrain:

The Duel

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epifaniaylocura:

fire-fly-wings:

inthe-moonligth:

theblameisminealonee:

yosolosequesoysexy:

puedo morir felizmente en paz.

el misterio más grande ha sido resuelto…

Conchetumare, de verdad es así .-.

esa wea es la q suena entonses…. ._.

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Be happy, old friend.

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